Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
