She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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