It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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