at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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