We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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