Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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