drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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