Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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