we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
