D3 body, D1 cock
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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