Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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