Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Sober January is a disaster.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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