also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
How does one acquire holy water?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.