Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.

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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!

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(707): View more from California

Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos

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