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I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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