Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos