I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
