That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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