i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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