She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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