No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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