nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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