he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
