Barsexuality is the new black.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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