There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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