..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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