I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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