It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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