At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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