he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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