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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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