i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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