it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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