People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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