Whod you bang
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Help. Why am I so naked?
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