he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just high enough for therapy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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