Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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