I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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