So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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