It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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