My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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