Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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