I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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