There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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