I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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