windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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