but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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