haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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