yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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