I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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