ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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