I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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