you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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