dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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