just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
