Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
