Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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