Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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