Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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